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If I Were on Vacation Here

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Since we just got back from a fantastic vacation – one of the best ever, in fact – it’s time for me to stop and think about the differences in the places we go to as compared with St. Croix.

There are so many things to do here on St. Croix, that a week would never be enough time to do them all. But if I were retired or on unlimited vacation, this is what I’d do:

First, I’d be staying at SunDog House because I’d want my vacation dollars to support sustainable tourism and help out homeless animals.

Day 1 : Breakfast at The Golden Rail, stroll out to Altoona Lagoon waterfront, look at the boats in the harbor and Fort Christiansvaern from a totally different angle. Come back through Gallows Bay into Christiansted town and walk along the boardwalk. Then up and down the streets of this historic town, checking out the shops and cafes until it’s time for lunch or a coffee drink or maybe  a home-brewed beer at the BrewPub.

If we were hungry, we could have lunch at RumRunners or Angry Nate’s, or the BrewPub because we like to be able to see the water.  Or if we’re feeling like healthy fare, we’d definitely go to Lalita Cafe at the Kalima Center. They have some great herbal iced teas and fresh fruit smoothies. My favorite things to eat there are the soups – sweet/spicy mangospacho and the smooth green cream of spinach. The best deal is to have the special combination platter which consists of soup, and a salad and a half-sandwich. All the salads and sandwiches are delicious, and you get to choose between all of them. Here’s some great strategy- Go with a couple of other people and each get the combination lunch with different things, then you can try a little of everything.

After lunch, a drive out to Cane Bay sounds like a plan. The snorkeling right off shore straight out from the sea wall is usually spectacular. We’d snorkel for a good long time – at least an hour- if the visibility was good. Then, time to relax on the beach and read a chapter of whatever book we’re currently into.

After chilling for a few hours, dinner at Rowdy Joe’s sounds awesome.  The fish tacos are the best we’ve ever had, so’s the mac and cheese. Add a couple of sides, a glass or two of wine, and maybe some of their home-made ice cream and a cappuccino for dessert… now we’re talking .

We drive carefully back to SunDog Lane, and after a dip in the pool, we’re ready for a refreshing night’s sleep in the Ajax Suite.

There you have it -  a completely ecstatic day in paradise.

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

Saba Day

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

We arrived by ferry at 7pm in the dark on Thursday. Peddy was our taxi driver and he had to downshift a couple of times coming up the extremely steep hills from the port to where we’re staying on Booby Hill above the village of Windwardside. The population of Saba is around 1800. 500 of the residents are med school students.

As historically happens on many of our vacations, Friday is a local holiday. This time it’s Saba Day. “Happy Saba Day” is the greeting of the entire week-end. The celebrating continues until Monday with bands from neighboring islands playing in the village called The Bottom. We’re glad we’re not near there, and enjoy the peace and quiet of El Momo Cottages.

Saturday after breakfast at our inn, we started down to Windwardside at around 10am. We spoke to the woman at the trail shop about the hike we wanted to take. We got our walking sticks and started toward the trail at around 11:00. We walked along the road to the village of Hell’s Gate where the Sandy Cruz trail begins. We got to the trail head at 11:30.

The sign at the trail head said it would take us 150 minutes to hike the trail. That’s exactly how long it took! So at 2pm, we walked down the steepest road we’ve ever seen, which is not that easy after having hiked to the top of Mt. Scenery on Friday and having come this far on Saturday.

The Sandy Cruz trail is supposed to be moderately difficult. While it was not nearly as steep as the trail up Mt. Scenery, there were tricky spots which freaked me out. I am deathly afraid of heights, and the trail went through the rainforest with a precipitous slope to one side.

I really depended on my walking stick and hugged the higher side of the trail for most of the time, being sure not to look down for fear of losing my balance.

We walked on and on until we were back in Windwardside and at our hotel at about 4pm.  That means we walked AROUND the entire island the day after hiking to the very top of it!

Whew!

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

The Most Toppiest Place in the Kindom of the Netherlands

Sunday, December 5th, 2010

That would be Mount Scenery. We hiked up it on Friday. We took our sweet time, started at 11:30ish and got back down to the trail head at 3:30ish. We each brought a tiny bag of cheetos for sustenance, and plenty of water.

We did stop and have a beer at the Eco-lodge as we climbed down. It may have been the best beer I have ever tasted after all that climbing up and down this fantastic hill. They say it’s 1064 steps. I only counted the last 64 to the top. The trail is extremely well-maintained and has a few rest stops along the way. Steep, but relatively easy because there are steps. The weather was clear and the views to the islands of St. Barths, St. Eustatius, St. Kitts and Nevis, St. Martin and Anguilla were amazing.

I have taken hundreds of pictures with the camera Michael bought me for our anniversary, but we have to figure out how to put them here.

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

Best Menopause Question Ever

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010


Question:
How many women with menopause does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman’s Answer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, TWO DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!

I’m sorry.
What was the question?

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

The Winds of Change

Monday, November 29th, 2010

I am so tickled by the fresh breezes we have been experiencing that I can’t help but rejoice bloggily.

An educational note, for those who like me, didn’t know where the term came from – it is from a speech about the British colonies in Africa being granted independence. Then and there, it was referred to as the “Wind of Change“.

After the months of rain and humidity and stillness and bugginess we have endured, I feel free and light!

A funny note – the VI government will start fogging for mosquitoes this week. Where will the winds take the chemicals? I guess the west end will be totally bug free for a while now…..

Anyway, after being burdened with all of our (self-induced – I’m not blaming anybody but myself) debts because we truly believed that we’d be able to rent SunDog House as a vacation eco-villa, we are ready to make a huge change in our lifestyle.

I love this house. I am so comfortable here, but becoming unattached of this property will liberate me. And Michael too. Michael has always been a traveler, and an explorer.

Having this property has really tied him down, in my opinion. I’m a doer and Michael’s a dreamer. So I always try to be “doing stuff around here” and he wants to read/research/think  and talk about the possibilities……It has caused a lot of resentment.

Now, no longer will the anchor drag.

Anchors aweigh, hoist the sails and off we go!

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

A Breath of Fresh Air

Sunday, November 28th, 2010

And not just because of the very welcome Xmas winds, either.

This morning as we walked the beach in search of hatched turtle nests, we came upon a lovely couple walking with their two dogs. The gentleman was carrying a large garbage bag  and picking up litter.

Goliath stopped to speak to their well-behaved pug mix while the woman struggled to hold back their very energetic (and large) puppy.

It’s nice to see people combining three positive activities. Exercising themselves, exercising their dogs and contributing to the beautification of our island.

I love that type of efficiency, good sense and community service.

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

Name That Pothole

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

I think I’ve heard of it before, but on a recent radio talk-show, someone mentioned mapping and naming the numerous (unbeliveably more than usual) potholes that have appeared or reappeared since the massssssive rains of late.

I’m naming two right now: the one in front of Forbes’ house in the south-bound lane will be named “Howie”, and the one on Lowry Hill Road in Tide Village will be “Stretch”, since, even though it doesn’t go across the entire road, with the pile of run-off in front of or just behind it depending on which direction you’re traveling, it makes it seem like it does.

Come on folks, give me one for the bottom of Sight….and then there’s the run-off speed bump at ManyPaws…..Cheese an’ bread, meson!!!

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

The Best Idea Yet

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

For a long time, I’ve been thinking about buying an island. Since I will probably never have enough money to buy one myself, I thought having a few like-minded fellow investors might work.

Now I think, “Nah, I’m too impatient with people in general, even like-minded ones, and I don’t want to have to deal with anyone else’s trip. My trip is enough to have to deal with.”

So the great idea is this:

We sell our house and have enough money to buy the boat of our dreams outright. It will be like having our own island, and….we can move it around! We still rent the house with the big yard for the dogs, and we have no debt.

Wow! Is that a great idea, or what ?!!

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

VolunTourists on St. Croix Get Discounts

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

Well before this happened, Michael was coming up with new ideas to help us continue the mission of SunDog House and to help the local non-profit organizations that we love.

Folks who decide to come to St. Croix and contribute time to assist some of our charitable causes can stay at SunDog House for a discounted rate.

VolunTourism Defined:

The conscious, seamlessly integrated combination of voluntary service to a destination and the best, traditional elements of travel — arts, culture, geography, history and recreation — in that destination.

Some of our favorite organizations and causes (largely because we know that the people involved with these organizations are 100% committed to the cause) are the St. Croix Animal Welfare Center (see above link), SEA - the St. Croix Environmental Association, St. George Village Botanical Garden, our local Christmas Bird Count Coordinator, and The Nature Conservancy.

So, folks who are interested in helping to conserve our island resources and to make St. Croix a better place for animals, can contact us. We will hook them up with the appropriate entity and they can stay with us for less!

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

Recycling on St. Croix

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Maybe it’s because we have historically been involved in lots of environmental projects (or maybe not – who knows?), but people frequently ask us what’s going on with recycling on St. Croix.

It’s been a while since we’ve been to a meeting of the recycling association. We’ve had lots of other stuff going on. But they are still having their monthly meetings and they’ve accomplished quite a bit for a small, all-volunteer organization. For one, they’ve changed their name. That happened because St. Thomas and St. John heard about what we were doing here and wanted to be part of it. So the St. Croix Recycling Association (STXRA) became the Recycling Association of the VI (RAVI). But then STT and STJ decided to do their own thing…..Whatever!

There will soon be recycling of aluminum (beer and soda) and other metal cans (soup cans, dog food cans, etc.) at the Boys and Girls Club Property between Public Works and the Gateway gas station.

They were supposed to start in February, but the road construction project has been holding them up. We’ve been saving cans since last year. When there got to be too many, we started crushing them with a sledge hammer (good exercise). Then we started just bringing them down there anyway. Some day they’ll hopefully get recycled……

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

My First Mammogram

Friday, November 5th, 2010

October is breast cancer awareness month and every year I hear about free mammograms for women without health insurance. Since Michael’s job ended in June, we are no longer covered, and since I will be 50 in a few months, and since my mother and her mother both died of breast cancer and related cancers, I thought it was about time I got a mammogram.

I read in one of our local papers that the local chapter of the American Cancer Society (ACS) was taking applications on a certain day from 9 am to 1pm. I called the number to make sure. I was told that it would be on the day after the published day during the hours of 9:30 -1:00.

On the appointed day, during the specified hours, I called again to make sure they were there. The line was busy. I called at noon. When I finally got through, I was told that they were closing for the day. When I protested saying that I had called the day before and was told they’d be there until 1pm, they asked me how long I would be and told me to hurry.

When I arrived, there was an employee in the next room on the phone tahkin’ ta she guhlfren’ an’ so (hence the busy signal when I tried to call earlier?). The woman taking the applications was rushing because she had to go pick up so-and-so (her child at school?). An older woman who came in just behind me was turned away and it wasn’t even 12:30.

Needless to say, I was more than a bit miffed. But I got my little piece of paper telling me to go to the Imaging Center to make my appointment (and my little goodie bag with a little pink ribbon and blah blah blah- why do they waste so much money on this crap and not on actual service?)

I went over to the next building to make my appointment and was scheduled for a mammogram on Friday, October 8.

Well, that was an interesting experience. First, one of my small, floppy boobs was placed on a cold platform and kneaded like a lump of dough into the correct position by the very nice female technician. I had to stand in a very strange and not very comfortable position after another part of the machine squished the poor old mammary gland into the shape of a ghost – like pancake.

The process was repeated on the other side and then I was done. It only took about 15-20 minutes including undressing and redressing.

I was told that the results would be sent to my doctor and to me the following week.

As of yesterday (almost a month later) I still had not received them.

So I called to ask where they were and was told that they had been sent out on October 20……So…..where the hell are they USPS ?

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

I Could Write About the Election…..

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

….but there’s so much more good out there…..

Well, okay, 5 out of the 6 people I voted for got in! But then up-chucky and Racist R.R. got back in, so it’s not as happy a day as it could have been.

On an excellent note, Schooner Bay Market has large, easy to read prices on everything in the cheese case! I spent a bunch of dollars there the other evening on my way home from Princesse. Now, they just need to make sure the stuff in the “natural food” freezer have the correct labels on them.

We got salads from the salad bar for the first time since Stephanie and Wallace took over, and it really is awesome.

Great stuff and a good price for a fabulous meal.

Our massage business is doing better – a Danish couple e-mailed and reserved two couples massages on the beach during the two weeks they’ll be here. Two other couples have reserved champagne on the beach sunset massages….

We’ve also not been to the vet in a couple of weeks! The best thing, though, is I don’t have to fly up to Hartford to get my father!!

Life is getting to be manageable !!  Oh . Yeah .

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

SunDogs are Winners!!

Saturday, October 30th, 2010

SunDog House mascots, Harvey R. Clapp IV and Goliath C. aka “Biggie” Chretien-Dance  took top prize in the Sugar Mill Veterinary Center’s First Annual Howl-O-Ween costume contest on Friday evening October 29, 2010.

The competition was fierce as they battled such costumed canines as Chloe  the Bumblebee, Lola the Tourist, and Tapir the Rasta dog…….but they emerged victorious in their home-made recycled Elizabethan collar-sun attire.

Throughout the year, Dr. Stacia Jung and Associates have social hours on Friday evenings, cleverly calling them “Yappy Hours”, where refreshments are served for humans and canines alike. The dogs get to romp and play safely in Solder’s Park, named after the pit-bull mix rescued and nursed back to health by the good doctor and her team, slurping plenty of chilled water as their people sip shiraz and malbec and chardonney.

Since I usually work until 6pm on Friday, we don’t generally get to attend Yappy Hour. This month, however, my Friday afternoon client is in the states, so it all worked out.

And what a great time!

It was so nice to be around so many dog-loving, wine-drinking comrades. All of the dogs were extremely well-behaved, and even though this was 11 month-old Harvey’s first time in such a setting (AND in costume), he shone like the star he was meant to be. I am so proud of our newest little boy!

Goliath, of course, is an old hand at costumes and winning and such, so it was (yawn) just another day at work for him.

We must put our paws together and applaud the great work of the folks at Sugar Mill and, of course the Sunshine Foundation.

pictures soon come…….

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

The Beastie and the Black Thing

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

We call Fiona and Harvey these other names when speaking about them rather than to them. It’s sort of code, you know like spelling something instead of saying the actual word.

Harvey has recovered completely from his broken femur and is now an accomplished swimmer. Fiona is the kitten that I found in the Christiansted National Historic Site as the outer bands of the tropical storm of her name brought heavy showers to the area during the height of hurricane season.

This week I finally broke down and let them get to know each other.

We’ve had Fiona for almost 2 months and I’ve really been putting it off because letting the children play together creates a couple of  potential problems.

Harvey is now a medium-sized puppy and Fiona is still a small kitten. They are both VERY rambunctious, but the size difference makes Fiona quite a bit more vulnerable. Already a couple of times this morning, she has screeched and limped away from him. But sometimes she overreacts, like when she screams as I am taking her back to her room for a nap or for the night. The kitten who cried wolf, you  might call her.

Another potential problem is that we don’t want the kitten to get too friendly with dogs. Some of the other ones would kill her in a skinny minute.

Right now Fiona lives at SunDog House in the Shade Suite. But when we have guests, she will have to move to Hairy House with us.

That will create a real challenge. There are no suites there – just a few small rooms and one bathroom. The dogs are allowed free run of the kitchen and living room and they sleep in the bedroom with us at night. We will have to figure out a way to contain her so she doesn’t get hurt.

After she’s spayed, we will probably let her out into the natural world. OK (aka Big Mouth), our only other remaining cat doesn’t really like her, so I don’t think we’ll be able to count on him to show her the ropes. I guess I’ll bring her around on a harness and leash for a while first to acquaint her with the bad dog areas and the fences which will keep her safe.

I’ll see how she reacts to the bad dogs before letting her play outside by herself for sure. In the meantime, I’m looking for ideas and suggestions.

My Three Favorite G Spots

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Last week was the first week in a looong time, that we actually took in more dollars than we paid out in vet bills. (Hooray!)

So we treated ourselves to dinner out a couple of times.

We went to the Galleon early in the week and had a fabulous light meal of lobster bisque, appetizers of mussels and spinach artichoke and lobster dip, a wonderful and affordable bottle of French wine, and dessert of chocolate fondant with cappuccino, all for under $100 (not including gratuity).

We almost left before we began though, since we had originally wanted to sit in the lounge but there was a stinky cigar smoker in there. Lesley, however found us a very nice table overlooking the dining room which was not affected by the stench, and she proceeded to educate us about this lovely new wine she had just brought in.

The bisque was delicious – a more classic French style than we usually have there, rich and earthy (or maybe the word would be “oceany”). We’ve always loved the creamy, chunky version, but this one went really well with the wine. Mmmm…

The mussels were also fabulous in a buttery white wine sauce (we had it without the pancetta), and the dip was nice and thick with spinach.

The couple at the table next to ours, however, was dining with plastic utensils. When we asked the server about that, she said that every once in a while they get a table that asks for plastic utensils, but she did not know why. We just couldn’t figure out why anyone would go to an exquisite restaurant like the Galleon and do that…..?

Friday evening we went to Galangal. They had just re-opened after vacation the night before. And….they had my favorite, the fragrant steamed fish in banana leaf. We started with the papaya salad. Our server understood Michael to have ordered the thai grilled beef salad – I thought it had some sort of cool new mushroom until Michael ate a bit of cow – but she quickly remedied the situation and we enjoyed the crunchy/spicy vegetarian delight. Michael had the fresh mahi over green beans with coconut lime broth and mashed butternut squash. Yum!

We enjoyed a bottle of El Portillo Pinot Noir with our meal, and our conversation consisted mostly of me going ” Mmmmmm, (sigh….)”.

We sat on the side of the restaurant without the booths, and this was interesting because we were sort of in the middle of a lot of other diners. Some of them noticed Goliath and spoke to us about their dogs, and most of them ordered malbecs. It was fun to be among other dog-loving wine drinkers.

So there are two of my favorite G spots (Goliath doesn’t count-he’s not a spot). I’ll leave the third one to the imagination……

Torn Between Two Loves

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010

Ever since I was small I have loved animals probably more than the average person. We always had at least one dog or cat. I would have had more if it were up to me.

Growing up with many wooded acres in my backyard also  instilled in me a great respect for the natural world, its complex ecosystems and flora and fauna.

This is why I am torn.

In the 20+ years that I have visited and lived in the Caribbean, I have learned much about the plight of homeless dogs and cats who, because of the excuse of  “local culture” are not spayed or neutered. They are often left to “let nature take it’s course”, so overpopulation and subsequent suffering from disease, starvation, and being hit by cars is a problem in the islands.

In the five years we have been volunteering to walk the beaches day and night with sea turtle research teams, we have learned much about the endangered species who have nested on our beaches for millions of years.

Unfortunately, the natural species are often predated upon by the domestic ones. We have seen many sea turtle nests dug up by dogs and cats. Mongooses dig them up as well, and are by far the worst predators on the beaches we patrol. But cats have started coming out to one of our beaches more frequently of late.

And at Sandy Point National Wildlife Refuge, dogs and cats are a big problem.

So trapping programs have been instituted.

This turtle season alone, around 40 dogs have been trapped at Sandy Point. Last year, on our beach around 24 mongooses were trapped.

Most of the time, the dogs and cats are killed. The mongooses always are.

It’s an uncomfortable compromise. And it’s not even a solution to the problem. I wish we could think of a better alternative…..

Store Wars

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

A new gourmet grocery store has opened out east. Competition for Schooner Bay Market, which has been under new ownership for a few months.

The east end store is beautiful, but whenever I go in there and pick up an item on the shelf, there is no price tag on it. That really bugs me. I won’t buy something if it doesn’t have a price tag on it or if there’s no price tag on the shelf.

I just will not buy it. No matter how badly I need it.

I used to own and manage an organic grocery store. It was run by two adults, with the help of two kids around the age of ten. Everything was always priced. It just shows me laziness on the part of the owner, or manager or employees when they don’t care about communicating the price of their goods.

Especially since another problem at this new place is the help. Many people we’ve spoken to go in there to place a deli order and there’s no one there to take their order.

Oh well, you can have the most beautiful store in the world, but if you can’t sell anything because no one is helping the customers, you’re not going to make it.

I’ve actually left empty handed on more than a couple of occasions and gone down to Ziggy’s where they are all about customer service, and they have all the basic necessities.

I’m sure when all the snow birds are back, they’ll be very busy. Another reason for us not to go there……

Three Long Volunteer Turtle Patrol Hours

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Michael is at a two day conference. Goliath  and I left home at around 7:30 this morning to go to Chenay. The gut is flowing into the bay between the resort and the reserve beach, and I didn’t want to try to ford the river with just my little croc sandals on (besides, I might have lost the “big dog”!). In the past, the sand has been soft and deep and can suck up shoes and other small things.

I decided to drive to the main entrance of the Southgate Coastal Reserve, knowing that I might not be able to get through from there either.

Yup, it was a lake. I tried to walk through, but the puddle/ponds were too deep and wide, so I went home to get diving booties and a walking stick so I wouldn’t slip and fall. This time I left “Biggie” home.

Saw a lesser yellowlegs, two black necked stilts (and a partridge in a …..) trudging through the puddle/ponds on my way back into the main camping area. Then, a couple of black bellied plovers on the beach as I walked west.

As I expected (Michael poo-pooed my concerns earlier in the morning) there were about a million activities over the last few days. Our night patrol on Sunday was too early and we knew it, but went on a slow night because of convenience. Not a complete waste of time though, since the one green turtle we encountered had flipper tags, so we could ID her, but we got no nesting activity that night. Besides the weather did not cooperate for patrols on the expected active nights.

And there had been no day patrols in days, again because of the horrendous weather.

Oh, back to the actual patrol today, I had 3 track only, 2 definite dry runs, one probable lay and 4 possible lays. I had to change the GPS batteries at one point, too. At least I didn’t get rained on.

On the way back I saw two ospreys and a hawk, and some white crowned or scaly naped pigeons. When I arrived, exhausted and dehydrated back at the main campground, there were 3 adorable tiny little sandpipers and a stilt sandpiper in the puddle/ponds.

Will work on ID-ing those birds. One of the tiny ones was hopping on one leg (I thought the other one was missing at first).

Got back home around 10:45.

Time for a nap. Actually, I think I’ll henna my hair……

Thank You, Marvella

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

A dear friend sent this to our e-mail box yesterday. I laughed so hard I cried. We’ve had intermittent spurts of giggling and guffawing ever since.

Girls Night Out -

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos–MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT.’ He didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh, shit.’ Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Welcome to My World

Friday, October 1st, 2010

Those of you who still read this blog must have felt my disdain of certain entities – The VI Government, the Corporate sector (insurance and mortgage companies), and our local Utility.

Other things that bug the crap out of me are “friends” who are always looking for something from us. People who we’ve known for years, who are also in business and who we would definitely recommend to other people, no strings attached (like how we used to do restaurant reviews, etc), but they are looking for kickbacks.

(sigh) so I have trouble trusting people…..

Like a certain small company who really could use our services to improve her product, but wants to know what’s in it for her if she gets us business. There aren’t too many couples massage specialists here on St. Croix, you know. So going with Ambrosia Body Care, at our very reasonable prices is a win-win situation. Basically, what I have to say is “never mind”. And if someone asks me who to call for her type of service I’ll have to think twice about recommending her product.

See, when she has a gig, it costs the client thousands. We get maybe a couple hundred for most of our gigs. Not a lot of wiggle room for us. We actually work for every penny we get.

On a lighter note, this is what life is like as I approach 50.

And that’s the truth!

 

Terry

Terry Chretien is the owner of Ambrosia Body Care, providing out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix. She rescues homeless dogs and cats who reside with her and become the four-legged hosts of SunDog House, a St. Croix sustainable vacation rental villa.

And Then, There’s WAPA

Saturday, September 25th, 2010

Since we have two properties that we pay bills on, we try to conserve wherever possible so the bills won’t be so high. The one we can control to a certain extent is the electric (WAPA) bill.

At SunDog House, for much of the last year or two, the WAPA bill has been in the negative numbers. With the photovoltaic system, we frequently produce more electricity than we use.

The problem comes when the guy(s) who read the meter either don’t read them, or they read them incorrectly. We are then billed for something we haven’t used.

This bugs the crap out of me since I work really hard to control my usage and spending in order to balance our precarious budget.

Last month, the meter reader didn’t read our meter because the bush was too high and he didn’t want to walk down the little path to the meter. So we received an estimated bill. According to WAPA, when they send out estimated bills, they base the estimation on the average of the previous three months usage.

Not in our case, though. Because in our case, the bills are usually in the negative numbers.

Unfortunately for us, sometime last year, twice in a row, the meter readers read our meter incorrectly and added about 1000kw of usage. So Michael had to call and after much frustration the situation was rectified.

Anyway, what WAPA does for us, is this: since the lazy-ass meter reader didn’t go down the little path, our estimated bill was estimated from  back  when we had a gazillion dollar electric bill last year.

Is there any wonder that I’m going off the deep end?

Wild Ride

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Sunday we cheated death, yet again!

With a little help from the universe via St. Croix friends and samaritans.

We’d been planning this Sunday kayak trip to Buck Island with fellow St. Croix Yacht Club members for the past week or so. The weather had been a bit iffy. Huge swells and surge from Hurricane Igor rolled in on Friday afternoon, wreaking havoc at some beach-front hotels and sucking a teen swimmer out to sea from the north shore. But by Sunday it had calmed down. There was very little wind, long low swells, the water looked like Lake St. Croix.

Only one other person showed up to join us at the yacht club, our new friend Gerri, who was borrowing a seat on one of our tandems, while her husband stayed behind to race in the One Design series at the club. It was her first time kayaking. We have Hobie Mirage pedal kayaks, comfortable and easy. We told her not to worry.

The pedal out was smooth and uneventful, the easiest trip we’ve ever made to Buck by kayak. There were a few clouds out over the east end of St. Croix, but the weather was still coming in from the southwest, thanks to Igor, so they were heading northeast away from us. After we’d puttered around on the southeast turtle beach for a bit, the clouds started looking more ominous and coming more from the south. We took stock of the boats at anchor to see if we could hitch a ride back.

Carsten (Pookie) and Amanda (Marvela) were out on Cruzan Time, newly acquired with their friends and partners, Dan and Rachel. I swam out to say hello and bum a ride and kayak tow back to St. Croix marine, if the weather didn’t clear up. While I was there a squall came through, so I sat it out under the bimini. Terry and Gerri took shelter behind an over-turned picnic table, together with a few other exposed beach-combers. I swam back to shore and we packed and loaded the kayaks in the lull between squalls. It didn’t look like it was going to clear up too soon, so we kayaked out to Cruzan Time while it was still calm.

In hindsight, maybe we should have waited a little longer. The wind and waves picked up as we were trying to tie up two kayaks to the back of the Cal-27. By the time I was on board, the little boat was bucking and swaying. And we noticed the large tender (longer than our sailboat), tied behind the 96ft yacht Serenity Now was swinging dangerously close to our bow. It appeared the yacht was dragging anchor and nobody was paying attention to the 35-40ft powerboat they had tied to their stern. About the same time, we realized Cruzan Time was dragging anchor and swinging wildly in the wind and swells toward another sailing yacht behind us.

Carsten started the outboard and tried to get us back over our anchor, but the SW wind gusts and swells were too strong and we were overloaded with seven people and two kayaks adding extra drag. We couldn’t get the anchor up and we couldn’t get over it. With each swell we were lurching 6-8 ft closer to the yacht off our stern. On captains orders, we let the kayaks go. Dan was still trying to fend them off the starboard stern and keep them from fouling the outboard. I lent a hand and helped him loose and set adrift our two kayaks, complete with pedals, paddles, and dry bags filled with assorted essentials like car keys, cell-phones, wallets, IDs, passports, credit cards and cash.

We hauled up the headsail, no time to try to reef the main, but still couldn’t get enough headway to get over the anchor enough to haul it in. Finally, we cut the anchor line, were able to get clear of the other yacht. Although it didn’t seem so at the time, the universe smiled on us and the kayaks drifted straight to the boat astern. Relieved that we weren’t going to bash their bow to bits, they were able to snag them and gave us a thumbs up.

But not all was clear, we were heading for the reef NW of Buck in gale-force winds. Our first attempt to tack away from the reef was fouled and aborted. We regained our NW tack, took a very short breather to steady our nerves, and tried it again, before we dashed ourselves on the reef. The second attempt was better. We were now headed SE, passing Buck on our port side. Winds were still too strong from the WSW to make much headway West toward Christiansted Harbor and St. Croix Marine, Cruzan Time‘s home port. We couldn’t even stay low enough to make the cut into the reef toward the yacht club. Once closer to and a little in lee of the Big Island, the seas smoothed a little and after a next tack we were able to make some headway west. But it was slow going and we were headed back into the force of the storm.

We discussed a few possibilities, eke out slow headway against the squall toward C’sted, get inside the reef and run for the yacht club, try to make Green Cay marina and shelter there. We settled on getting far enough west to get into the reef safely, tie up to Big Beards mooring at Coakley Bay and wait it out. It took a few more tacks out into the more fierce weather before we could make the reef marker by Carden Beach. As we neared, we couldn’t spot the mooring ball we sought (or any for that matter), but inside the reef, closer to shore, the winds and surf were considerably calmer. We reverted to plan B and ran down wind to the yacht club. It was a leisurely cruise compared to a few minutes before.

All told, everyone remained pretty calm. Carsten and Amanda handled Cruzan Time like pros. You’d never know it was their second time out in her. Dan and Rachel soothed Terry and kept her from throwing herself into the sea (Terry doesn’t like stressful sailing). Gerri jumped right in with her sailing experience and assisted with tacking and knowledge of the waters. I did my best to stay out of the way, move my weight to the high side, lend a hand here and there, and scan the water for markers and reef.

At the club we were met by the tender, borrowed a mooring, and calmed frayed nerves with a few adult beverages. Thank God I decided to leave a chit at the club bar that morning, rather than walking with it as usual. We pondered various options for trying to recover our lost goods. The only key to the Land Rover was strapped to a kayak, so we had to bum a ride. Just as I was walking out the door, I was called back to the bar. A phone call. Marlene from RAVI had tracked me down. She and her husband Jim have Amicus, the sailing yacht we almost drifted into. She had recognized me on the beach (or the boat) and they had kept an eye on us until we headed east toward the club. They had our kayaks and our stuff and were waiting for us on the boardwalk in Christiansted.

Gerri gave us a ride home and waited to confirm we had a spare key to the Tracker. We met up with Marlene and Jim, and Bill and Cindy, aboard Amicus, shared beer and Cosmos on the dock and recounted our adventures. Yesterday morning we retrieved the kayaks from St. Croix Marina. Everything accounted for, even Gerri’s hat and Dan’s silly glasses, that I scooped from the water and threw into the kayak as I had bobbed in the surf trying to tie it to Cruzan Time. They both made the trip back on the seat of a kayak bouncing in the storm.

I’d share pictures, but my camera and cell phone were both in a pouch, in a dry bag, strapped to a kayak I cut loose at Buck Island. You’ll have to settle for one of this fellow survivor, who took shelter from the storm in an equally unlikely place.

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Michael

Michael is the owner of  a solar-powered sustainable home for sale on St. Croix, a massage therapist specializing in out-call massage and spa services on St. Croix, and currently opening a spa on Saba.

More Doing Other People’s Jobs

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

In mid-July, before our guests were scheduled to come and stay at SunDog House, we went to the local insurance company to purchase an entire package including liability for the rental property. Our previous property insurer would not cover a rental property.

We decided to use Michael’s severance pay to pay in full for a year, believing that we would receive about 50% of that amount back from our previous insurer which we would use to pay our slow season bills.  HA HA HA!  We’d have been better off believing in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

We shelled out close to $8000. We called our previous insurer to cancel our policy, we called our mortgage company to let them know what was going on. The mortgage company had just sent the escrowed insurance funds to the insurance company, so they said that we’d have to get it back from them. We called the insurance company again, and waited for our check.

Over 2 months later, we’re still waiting for our check.

Our October bills will not be paid if we don’t get this $3900.

Michael has been on the phone again for a few days trying to track down this money.

We’ll see what happens…..

The “Fatigue of Menopause”

Friday, September 17th, 2010

Or maybe it’s a “nervous breakdown”.

Maybe I’m just “fed up” or “sick and tired”.

Whatever it is, for some reason, even though I frequently feel I’m at the “end of my rope”, I continue to function.

Every day.

Not only do I work long hours  7 days a week at our own two businesses, but, since people who work for the government or other corporate entities are lazy-ass losers, I have to do their jobs, too.

Maybe I wouldn’t be so pissed off if I hadn’t seen the expo-zay in the VI Daily News a few weeks ago with all of the salaries of all of the government employees.

The (don’t remember what year) tax bills have gone out. But we have still not received a tax bill for the undeveloped property we bought (with a loan from a benevolent generous person) last year.

So.   Now we have to call the tax office and say, “Hellooooo! You need to send US a tax bill!” Even though we paid people to file the paperwork telling that office that they need to send US (the new owners) a tax bill.

And if we don’t call, we’ll get fined for paying late.

So that’s my government gripe. No big surprise there.

More to come, or maybe not.

Anty Bodies in My Cocoa

Friday, September 10th, 2010

After breakfast, I sometimes want a little bite of something sweet, but since it was a bit chilly this morning, I had a cup of Dean’s Beans organic hot chocolate.

I mixed some of the powder with some organic decaf French vanilla concentrate that Michael’s been making with an old cold water coffee processor that I’ve had for years.

I nuked it and put a little cream in it and voila, there were ants floating in it!

So I used a spoon and my fingers to remove the little carcasses. I missed one, though and had to remove it from my lip. Anyway, the mocha cocoa tastes great and I’m not going to let it go to waste.

Aren’t anty bodies supposed to be good for you?

National Parks Castle Nugent Farm Study

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Dear Friends and Family,

The National Park Service has come up with a final draft of the Castle Nugent Farm Study. (YAY!)

The Castle Nugent Farm Study can be seen on line at http://parkplanning.nps.gov/. You can down load and read the whole thing (long and painstaking), or you can skim through and read the summary like I did. On page 7, it gives the three alternatives for Castle Nugent and on page 8, “the most effective and efficient alternative”, alternative B, which we agree with. Hopefully, this will rid us of any threat of development of a mega resort/golf course/casino in the Great Pond area.

Please take a moment to make a comment about the final draft. This is what I said:

It’s great to see that the Castle Nugent study has reached this point. I wholeheartedly agree with the study’s finding that Alternative B
is the best one for St Croix as well as the National Park Service.

Please pass this info on to as many friends as you can!
Thanks, so much.

Preparation H

Monday, August 30th, 2010

Needs no prescription. But maybe it should.

As we’ve said in blogs of the past, we have hurricane preparedness down to a science.

It’s like fire drills in school. Repetition, repetition, and……. what was that other thing?

This year took a little longer because the cables that hold the corners of the roof on needed work. Also the hurricane shutters for the west side of the house which we ordered LAST year, are being finished just now. Thanks, Mr. Busy Carpenter Dude.

We spent all day yesterday getting ready, since the carpenter dude came 4 hours later than he said he would to cut the existing shutters to the right size. We ate dinner at 9pm.

Now, today, we hear former Senator Redfield on the radio, taking calls from people who haven’t prepared.

Local doctors need to start prescribing smart pills. Calling them “Preparation H” probably wouldn’t help, though.

Maybe it would, since doing this CAN be a pain in the butt……

In This Morning’s Mailbox – Love It!!

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

A Real Man

A real man is a woman’s best friend.

He will never stand her up and
never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do;
to live without fear
and forget regret.
He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions
and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels
as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room
and will enable her to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait…
sorry… I’m thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that…….

Never mind.

A Particular Kind of “Crazy”

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

Occasionally since early June, we have, in our “east end” travels, come upon a “suspicious-character” type guy. The first time we met him, he had driven onto our turtle patrol beach. We asked him not to do that, since there had been turtle activities right where he had driven.

He told us that he was “exempt from that”, and asked, “Oh is it the 10th already?” Later on, after he was told in no uncertain terms that he was not to drive on the beach again, he shouted to us that he had very little patience with “tree huggers” and added that we should go hug trees somewhere else.

We have come across him again and again since then, as have other friends and island family members. The guy is a con artist who makes his way from establishment to respectable establishment trying to con nice people out of whatever he can.

Last night as we were heading to a favorite restaurant, we saw him lying on the side of the road surrounded by cars, trucks and a police car. Apparently someone had beaten him up and thrown him out of a vehicle.

Vigilantes to the rescue!

Anyway, we were speaking to a friend after dinner who said that this guy was “not the kind of crazy we like here”.

I found that very profound and ever so true.

“We’re all here because we’re not all there” is one of our favorite sayings about those of us who have chosen to live on this amazingly diverse and wonderful island.

So we’re all a little off-kilter, but we support those around us who are a bit strange, but not out to rip any of us off.

We welcome odd characters – they make life interesting and entertaining.

But we take care of each other-so don’t come here if you can’t play nice.

Day AND Night Turtle Patrols

Friday, August 20th, 2010

….are taking a lot out of me. I’m getting too old to run two businesses, two houses with yards, take care of ten dogs, a cat, a husband and myself in addition to doing 12-20 hours of turtle work! But someone’s gotta do it.  We really need to win the lottery soon so we can hire some help…..

During Sunday night’s patrol, we had 3 turtles come up, two of which laid eggs. No flipper tags on any of them, so we are naming them by their markings, size or behavior since we are not able to tag as yet. One has a deep notch in her left rear scute (Notch girl), another has an inverted “v” shape at her tail scute (Miss V) and one is small, very inexperienced, and we think has dug a series of pits at the surf line under the steep berm between stakes 25 and 35 (Grenade girl).

We went again on Monday night because last week-end there were 17 activities between Friday and Sunday, so we wanted to see what else would happen. We borrowed a PIT scanner from TNC because we were told that one season a while back one of the interns couldn’t flipper tag, so she only PIT tagged the turtles she had contact with. We had at least one turtle come up (we call her “Double Wide”) because she’s really wide – she’s fast too, and almost bowled Michael over and down the berm.

Anyway, on our first pass down the beach, we saw an activity that we weren’t sure about. It could have been a lay, but it was dark, so we decided to finish the pass to the end and see if she had come up farther down and laid. We saw a truck idling in the west campground area, walked down to the breakwater, and sat until it was time to head back. When we got to where we saw the truck, the guys were on the beach fishing. We spoke to them and they said that they had just seen a big turtle try to come up out of the surf, but she got spooked by them and went back into the sea. They thought they should pack up and let her come back to “do her thing” – very nice and very commendable (besides, there was lightning all around), so they reeled in their lines and left.

We made a note of the turtle activity that we had seen earlier and went back to our beginning point, sat until it was time to patrol again and headed west once more. This time, when we came upon the area of that activity, we saw a turtle coming up from Grenade girl’s area 10-15m past stake 32. We stopped and watched her laboriously climb up the berm. She started to body pit and after a few minutes we saw another shape in the surf where she had just come up (was it her or another turtle?) It was her, she had fallen down the berm. So she struggled up again and started to body pit. After about an hour, she started to dig. Finally, around 11, she hit roots and started to leave. Michael got close enough to try to scan for a PIT tag, but she bolted down the berm like a bat out of hell. He has a pretty good bump on his leg as a reminder of her.

By then we were exhausted and went home. Tuesday morning’s patrol showed that she came back up to that same spot and possibly laid.