Why do you care what we think? How do you allow our opinions to put you in such anger?

Let this be a warning to you oh miserable soul. Don’t pop a tube over what I think. My vote and opinion cancels out yours anyway.

I can believe I am trying to reason with an asshole…..was I still typing…I thought this keyboard was turned off….

I know I’m not a great speaker, so when I do open my mouth, I try to make sure something intelligent and intelligible comes out. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. But I’m not paid to speak, so whatever.

Wow, Wreg! Did you use “desultory” in the same sentence with “gymnasium”? Good job, Buddy!

I ran, got the dictionary and swore I would use the word whenever I could so there you go. I used it again and proved all sports casters aren’t stupid.

Maybe I didn’t actually prove the second but it is a cool word.

Everyone makes mistakes. And the enjoyment of my repast is generally enhanced by being able to snicker or giggle about the “Black Angus Buger” that the guy at the next table is eating, or something to that effect.

One of the things that I often feel, is that we are SUPPOSED to expect less of the majority of the people here. That, to me, is being elitist. Akin to the southerners’ “bless their hearts….”

We, as former statesiders, now Virgin Islanders, are often chastised for complaining too much about the senators and others who are in positions of “power”, so to speak, when they continuously screw up and screw us!

I refuse to expect less of people because they have more melanocytes than I do!

The Problem:

What should you do when you find typos on a restaurant menu?
The Solution:

The presence of an improper apostrophe on a menu can ruin an otherwise delicious meal for a white person. Jane Black recommends asking for an extra copy of the menu, taking out a pen and marking all of the mistakes. When you are finished, you should then leave the restaurant with the hope that the chef will see the mistake and correct it before your next visit. This is considered the best solution since it allows you to use proper grammar while simultaneously avoiding confrontation (#128 in the book).

The other option is to simply recognize that the typos, while egregious, do not prevent actual meaningful communication on these menus. This would allow you to escape the tag of “elitist,” “pretentious,” or “banned from eating here for the rest of your life.”

The four most perfect people created by God. I get down on my knees every day to thank the almighty for allowing you to enlighten us ignorant islanders.

Thank God you are here to save us. Your wisdom is what keeps morons like us Virgin Islanders from going astray.

I can barely wait for your next pearls of wisdom and the insight you provide us uneducated huddle masses.