Harry Potter For God!!

I think I’ll officially nominate Harry Potter for “god of the world”.

He does miraculous things and always wins against Voldemort. The “god” in the bible often seems to act like an agent of evil. He smites people. Even innocent people. Ever been smote? Sounds like it might hurt.

Harry Potter would never smite any one except if they were trying to kill him or cause harm to someone else.

He rarely, if ever does harm to animals, no matter how big or mean or ugly they are (unless, again, if it’s totally in self-defense). In the bible, “god” makes people sacrifice animals, and their own children!

Harry Potter respects the women in his life as well as those who look nothing like him, like Hagrid.

He’s young and energetic. I think those are good qualities to have in a “god”. He’s also cute, and I like his accent. Sounds like the perfect “god of the world”!

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5 Responses to “Harry Potter For God!!”

  1. Wreggie Says:

    :-)

  2. Terry Says:

    Hey, what’s your vote?! Ooops, just found it!

  3. Lisa Says:

    Altho Harry would be good if we had to have a human entity.

  4. Lisa Says:

    Goliath Rules, Harry Reigns - the world at peace. Aslan roars. Ah Fantasy!

  5. Terry Says:

    Goliath would be a mostly kind and benevolent god, but he doesn’t like other dogs or the water. So he’d be more like something from the bible. He plagues the bigger dogs by growling and snapping at their faces, and would like to part the seas so he wouldn’t have to get to Buck Island by boat…

    He is, however, an amazing Ambassador. Over 90% of the people who see him smile, speak in high- pitched voices, or stop to ask to pet him.

    We’re thinking of starting the “Church of Dog”. We’ve got a good start with 11 of them, Whaddaya think?

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