Instant Stress Relief
From this morning’s e-mail box (thanks, Snikki):
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
There!! See? It really does work. You’re smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.

May 20th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
I use the Seinfeld remedy, “Serenity Now!” I also quote Napoleon Dynamite, “Idiots!” it helps…
May 20th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
this brought me back to camp, on the dock, hand-catching fish
so the end was a jolt
maybe if I was really really mad at someone
Seinfeld, we’re big fans but I’m not sure about that one, Trudi
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May 22nd, 2009 at 10:09 am
I laughed. You got that right. Could it be Cheney’s face underwater?