Menopause Jewelry
My brother sent this e-mail a while back (he gets points for that):
Menopause Jewelry
“My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it
turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.”